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This is a re-release of Episode 13 from the archives, published on March 31, 2014. It was the first of our (misguided) "special segment" weeks. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Censor Bob's appointment, and consequently contains language/themes that he would not approve of. Harlan's...

Our guest this week: Worshipful John Cissell from Kentucky All about Kentucky's Grand Lodge communication this week Of course, the big thing: A resolution allowing inter-visitation with M.W. Prince Hall affiliated Lodges How the Masonic system of recognition causes chaos when you have...

Our guest this week: /u/Brother_Coke_Guy The Chaplain arrives "on time" for the first time . . . still late Rev. Chaplain is a "sheep in wolf's clothing" down in Gatlinburg, TN - pushing the Trump agenda Accelerated membership pins for older members? Bro.^2 gets hitched in an old-timey movie...

Our guest this week is The Millennial Freemason: Bro. Nick Johnson (33-29) . . . and we immediately present him with the list of show topics: His Masonic triggers Nick's sad, fruitless corn dog stand We discuss some kind of round table . . . thing? The merits of varying forms of interactive...

Our guest this week: The fantastic Jason Mitchell! Tony makes technology user-unfriendly We accidentally talk dues again Freemasonry is what you take from it...unless you take something stupid Making gold from lead, and other alchemical "secrets" Masonic stalking Personal lodge pet peeves...

Rev. Chaplain liberates a bag of wigs and other bathroom access material from a professional band He then breaks our sound equipment Happy Independence Day . . . and "God Save King George!" We had another fair, with fireworks, beer, and . . . stuff Jason's Mayor rocks a tuxedo t-shirt The rain...

We've settled on . . . average Should you take a vacation and risk your employer discovering you're unnecessary? Somehow we review the flaws of the United States Patent Office, specifically software Jason's magical adventure (vacation) & why Harlan hates water parks The tragic loss of...

Studio audience: Jazz and two Snorlaxes Abusing Roberts Rules of Order for personal amusement Chef Red contributes to our collective Diabetes Jason misses his installation and Harlan's new car springs a leak The Chaplain's newest drone shows up . . . and eventually, so does he Pokémon Go and...

Jason goes AWOL and Harlan manages to cram in Lady Gaga, Eminem AND Elton John Harlan becomes an apprentice cab driver so he can get on Your Mom's Milkman, finally New ideas for providing rides to members who have trouble finding them Worshipless Producer Bruce launches a ride share company...

We figured out what catastrophe happened with the sound last week Welcome to the Stephen King podcast Scotty from the Block trips Harlan in to a baby shower - Congratulations, Brother! Those moments . . . when kids hold up a mirror for you The law finally catches up with Producer Bruce Jason...

Memorial Day Festivities and the Pikey Mountain Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Harlan's daughter's birthday party - Producer Bruce missed out on the bouncy house The Producer suffers an equipment malfunction on the eve of the Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Jason loves Dr...

What's going on in our lives this week - THE Fair How we prevent Landscaper Josh from running away with the Carnies - or how we get him back Jason engages in parking P.T.S.D. therapy The Chief Carnie that Harlan fired last year makes a return We had enough bicycles for the high school...

Big City Fair updates - Josh ran off with the Carnies again There are few fair survivors at this point, so Jazz and Brother^2 joins us Harlan experiences objectification, but still won't cede that women are people The Chaplain midnight twerks for the residents of our town Jason's skin is so...

"Show of Lies!" from the start Starship Troopers and disbanding with the offensive "black ball" phrase Harlan is less of a racist when he is trying to be one Thanks again to Mike and the guys at Midlothian Lodge! . . . mostly for trying to lock Harlan in your bathroom Jason and Bruce continue...

It's just the Original Triumvirate Harlan works the breakfast to steal donuts for the Podcast . . . without success Car purchasing tactics Should I put Freemasonry on my CV? Is Harlan secretly a French Mason? Does your Lodge have emergency plans (fires, active shooters, etc.)? American...

We raise a new flag pole - a miniature version of the Washington Monument Tony's church has a website . . . Jason gets in to more fights with teenagers Kia makes trucks?! Producer Bruce faces his own mortality Prohibiting women from Freemasonry - is that the real reason numbers have declined...

What to get Mom for Mother's Day? The fragility of machismo "Degrees of Kosher" - how we discovered one of Harlan's buttons We're hiding from the co-ed baby shower - like real men Charities, collections, and miscellaneous shake downs Telemarketers who use obviously fake names - another button...

This is a re-release of Episode 31, the often cited "dues argument" that we refer to whenever the subject comes up. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Censor Bob's appointment, and consequently contains language/themes that he would not approve of. Where is Bruce?! Harlan took the Bar...

Jason provides free tech support (use multiple anti-virus systems) Harlan discovers Producer Bruce and the Chaplain fail to comprehend signage The Chaplain shares some insights from Corporate Shill-ism 101: Eating the Frog We review how Easter is scheduled We discuss car crashes, liability, and...

Jason tries to play it cool - guess how long that lasted? The big fair is right around the corner! More carnie stories to follow. Harlan refuses to invite Bruce to his daughters birthday bouncy house Happy Birthday to Worshipless Producer Bruce We pass a Fellow Craft who speaks English as a...