The Masons made me do it

[goomba]

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/12/christian_author_claims_free_m.html

Ok which on of you told him to do it? I didn't so that's one down a few million more to go.

 

[Bloke]

Hey, I was only kidding around !!!

"... claimed he committed the brazen crime as part of his initiation to earn a higher degree as a Freemason...."We're not really buying that as we've never heard of Masons instructing members to commit criminal acts,'' said Hoover police spokesman Capt. Gregg Rector. "It's really one of the most ridiculous excuses that we've heard lately. He may have achieved a higher level of stupidity, but that's about it.""

LOL...

So what's the vote, did the guy invent this story, is he crazy, of did some group claiming to be the Most Enlightened Brotherhood of Rather Ancient Freemasons Embracing Stupid People (MEBoRAFESP) put him up to it ?

 

[Warrior1256]

So what's the vote, did the guy invent this story, is he crazy, of did some group claiming to be the Most Enlightened Brotherhood of Rather Ancient Freemasons Embracing Stupid People (MEBoRAFESP) put him up to it ?

I can't answer that but it should vindicate to all of the brothers here my love of these Masonic conspiracy theories. They are very entertaining and some, like this one, totally hilarious!