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The Worshipful Master is pregnant?! Our baby oracle decides. Marriage according to Jason (and the Bible): one man, and a bunch of women The guys take Nipples to visit another Lodge, then make him wait outside Harlan wears jeans to Lodge and Jason does a psychoanalysis on the situation BlizzCon...

Harlan is back, recovered from last weekend We jump right into Georgian homo-basher-bashing Avoiding intolerance in hating intolerance A message to /r/freemasonry from the After Lodge Crew: calm down! Harlan seeks old Past Grand Masters for cursing lessons Harlan and Jason retire the Grand Lodge...

Harlan is missing after the Chaplain's Halloween party Worshipless Producer Bruce leads a labour strike The Chaplain shows up . . . with food Crazy Halloween festivities - jello shots and bad karaoke We explain what was in the bag Defining the role of the Lodge Chaplain - how should he be...

Worshipless Producer Bruce abandons us for Atlanta Harlan gets shafted by the Master and goes Postal Jason is back to chair flipping after Lodge, thanks to Rev. Chaplain Rednecks and their damn flags . . . Happy Thanksgiving to our misguided Canadian Brethren! Raising nipples Our new EA is...

We re-purpose stair spindles . . . for Traditional Observance! Harlan's younger brother's younger brother is being initiated next week Mary - the woman who spanked the son of God . . . Jason and Bruce discuss the (Masonic) apocalypse Harlan stops Jason cold with a wink The milk men forget what...

Widows and Past Masters Night - partying like it's 1929! The Chaplain shows up with bills "Be free to be you. You're not damaged, Bro. Chaplain" The Chaplain's third twin Freemasonry's butt-hurt report form Masonic Doctors selling cure-all oil made with Masonic secrets Does Freemasonry require...

Valuable life lessons Jason learned from his mother Harlan visits the aquarium /u/vangoedenaam imports expensive ginger ale If FM (Freemasonry, not the spectrum) disappeared over night, what would you do? The Pope! Disagreements with government: Harlan has no strong political feelings . . . "one...

Celebratory Lodge, Jason protests too much Bats, bats, and more . . . bats? Harlan heads to the woods for an old fashioned outdoor raising Grand Lodge of Georgia looses it's mind - /u/TikiJack, right as always Also . . . Tennessee What is the definition of "freeborn" "Relations with Masons"...

(Sr.) Deacon Doug is gone, this week it's Truman . . . psychotic break? Jason set a trap for Harlan Did we finally break Jason? Jason and Harlan hi-jack a distant Lodge's EA degree Jurisdictions making homosexuality a Masonic offense Is there a schism coming in the fraternity? A repeat of the...

Bruce goes deaf - nothing we can do No lawyer today . . . let's have chaos! "Nipples" girlfriend has to come get him from Lodge A brand new car, completely destroyed Was the Chaplain's troll worth it in the end? Investors in the Church - buy a chance to get in to heaven today! States that still...

Even without Bob, there's always silent listeners Friend from up the road, Half-Sack joins us this week Harlan gets paid to poop and explains fixed-fee contracts Truck drivers and "Corporate Company" The Worshipful Landscaper's wedding, Jason dresses like Harlan Ghost hunters at the haunted...

Just the two of us . . . what to say with no one else around . . . Doctor . . . Who? The Master's gettin` hitched! Let's mess with the Chaplain A haunted house wedding, will the Brethren hassle the groom? Jason's (last) week extends into another, drill baby drill! Where can Jason borrow money...

Things we shouldn't be discussing . . . The Chaplain chooses Donald Trump and After Lodge Harlan and Jason demonstrate their respective knowledge of professional wrestling Jason has angered Poseidon Shriners International outlaws the Confederate Battle Flag Struggling with alcoholism Freemasonry...

These "show notes" are a reproduction of the Chaplain's live Reddit feed from the show Oops! Live Redditting the show today. This is the Chaplain, and they won't help me :-( Introductions take forever. This is just like real Lodge! What is a Snoo pin? This isn't on the show, but Scott is in my...

Pinkerton plus. Everyone's in a good mood today. Harlan and his photo ops - calls out a Brother with a missing arm The front door was left open (again), "who dun it?!" Apparently, Jason wants ice cream, and ice cream teaches Harlan about the universe The Chaplain shows up . . . with a selfie...

Harlan goes on a tour with his friend and some Lodge people . . . there were drinks Harlan's wife put a lot of planning and work into this party "A Sidecar Named Desire" . . . it was a mistake More refusals by Harlan to acknowledge Cosby's obvious guilt Worshipless Producer Bruce took his first...

Ass. Producer Marshall re-joins us this week We discuss our respective weeks. Spoiler alert: same as always Harlan bills Bruce for legal advice, and embraces intentional racism E.A. upset because he'll have to miss Lodge for mogul functions A very nice lady expresses her concerns about...

Harlan is the accidental-racist from the get-go The Chaplain may be hibernating somewhere . . . so we replaced him with new-guy Rick! Toilet humor - more specifically, port-a-potty talk No more Fair stuff! We discuss our lives outside of the carnival This week, we broke Harlan Jason goes on...

We're all beat down and hung over from the Independence Day Fair The Chaplain eats everything in the Lodge during the show Jason discovers the intellectual capacity of our neighbors We hang out with Nazis (actors) Jason assaults our patrons in the parking lot We deal with the Confederate flag...

IF YOU'RE NEW: LISTEN TO THE END BEFORE GETTING YOUR APRON IN A WAD Someone finally offers that date . . . then Harlan declines. Now we know why people don't offer. For the first time in After Lodge history: Jason praises Harlan! What's bothering Rev. Bro. Chaplain? Jason apparently has no...