Doesn't work like that. The majority of jurisdictions have residency requirements. You would have to permanently move to the place where you want to join and then live there for six months to a year or longer before starting the process with a local Lodge. And joining doesn't happen overnight, the degrees can take months or more than a year. And as there is no legitimate Lodges in UAE, if you returned home you would be alone and not participating in the Masonic community, living in a country that doesn't allow it.