Lets just adopt Mexico's laws.
Let Us Adopt THEIR IMMIGRATION LAWS as our Own
1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language
2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed.
3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted in our language.
4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
5. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.
6. Naturalized citizens can never own property within 60 miles of any international border, seashore, nor 30 miles of any major navigable waterway leading to the open ocean.
7. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.
8. Foreigners will not be granted automatic citizenship for serving in our armed forces.
9. Foreigners who join our armed forces can never become officers.
10. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
11. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
12. Foreigners may not protest, demonstrate, wave a foreign flag, participate in political organizing, badmouthing our president or his policies, if you do you will be sent home. If you treat our flag with disrespect, mutilate or burn it, you will be arrested and may be imprisoned.
13. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail. Eventually you will be tried and either fined, imprisoned and/or deported.
14. If you come to this country illegally and are caught, you will automatically charged with a felony.
15. Foreigners or naturalized citizens can never solely start or own a business. They must be partnered with at least one native citizen.
16. Children born in our country to foreign mother are not given automatic status as a native citizen of our country.
17. To become a native born citizen of our country, both parents must be natives of our country.
18. Retirees to Mexico must demonstrate a monthly income 400 times the daily minimum wage of our country.
19. Any native citizen who gives shelter, food, aid, employment, transport, care or other provision to an illegal foreigner automatically is classified as having committed a felony.
20. A ten year term of imprisonment with no early parole or time off for good behavior will be applied to any illegal-entry foreigner caught inside our country again after he/she has been deported. Any native citizen who aids any illegal-entry foreigner will face the same term of imprisonment
21. Foreigners may be barred from the country if their presence upsets "the equilibrium of the national demographics," when foreigners are deemed detrimental to "economic or national interests," when they do not behave like good citizens in their own country, when they have broken our laws, and when "they are not found to be physically or mentally healthy."
22. Our Secretary of State may "suspend or prohibit the admission of foreigners when he/she determines it to be in the national interest."
23. Federal, local and municipal police must cooperate with federal immigration authorities upon request, i.e., to assist in the arrests of illegal immigrants.
24. Our National Population Registry keeps track of ''every person who comprises the population of the country,'' and verifies each person's identity. Our national Catalog of Foreigners tracks foreign tourists and immigrants, and assisgns each person with a uniquie tracking number. All foreigners are required to carry proper identification documents with them at all times.
25. Foreigners who violate the terms of ther visa may be sentenced to up to six years in prison.
26. Foreigners who misrepresent the terms of their visa while in our country, such as working without a permit, can also be imprisoned.
27. Foreigners with legal immigration problems may be deported from our country instead of being imprisoned.
28. Any native of our country who marries a foreigner with the sole objective of helping the foreigner live in the country is subject to up to five years in prison.
29. Foreigners are denied equal employment rights in our country.
30. Foreign immigrants and naturalized citizens may never become members of the clergy.
31. Foreign immigrants and naturalized citizens will never have the same rights as native born citizens.
32. In order to become a naturalized citizen of our country you must:
~ be in the country legally, and possess the government documents to prove it;
~ have the means to sustain themselves economically;
~ not destined to be a burden on our society;
~ must be able to communicate in our native language without access of an interpreter;
~ be of good character and have no criminal records;
~ be of economic and social benefit to our society; and
~ contribute to the general well being of the nation.
33. Foreigners with fake papers or who enter the country under false pretense may be imprisoned, fined, and/or deported.
Harsh, you say? The above laws are the immigration laws of MEXICO!